I recently had the fortune to fly to Bangkok via Thai Airways from the vibrant city of Lahore, Pakistan.

Who were these talented architects of Lahore?

During the redeye flight  there was a choice of four wines – and I chose two.  The white Terra Burdigala Bordeaux – 2009 (75% Sauvignon Blanc and 25% Semillon – a classic white Bordeaux blend) paired with the dinner of seared Atlantic salmon, fresh tarragon sauce, tossed spinach fettuccine, and roast veggies.  For dessert I halted the young lady wheeling the drink cart and asked her to load up the glass with the red Côte de Nuits-Villages 2009.  Wow.  Côte de Nuits on an airline flight?  Wish I had snagged the entire bottle and guzzled ’till landing.  Roll over, United Airlines.

Okay, let’s go back in time.

This Côte de Nuite wine reminded me of a recently published James Bond book, written decades after the original author Ian Fleming died in 1964.

In June, 2011, Ian Fleming Publications Ltd. commissioned Jeffery Deaver to write the new Bond book titled Carte Blanche, which was then published by Simon and Schuster.

In the book, a young Bond (set in contemporary times) is working at the Ministry of Defense in London when he receives a mysterious handwritten invitation to have lunch at the Travellers Club in Pall Mall.  Intrigued, he accepts.  There, he eats lunch with an older gentleman named the Admiral who tries to recruit him as a member of either the Military Intelligence Section 5 (known as MI5), or MI6 (involved with foreign espionage rather than domestic UK affairs).  When the Admiral suggests that Bond select a wine, the young guest flicks through the list and suggests a French Burgundy – pointing to either a Côte de Beaune or a Chablis as the optimal choice.  Bond lets the waiter choose the exact bottle from these regions, and receives an Alex Gambal Pouligny Montrachet, which the author Deaver describes as, “the highest incarnation of the chardonnay grape”).

Quiet place of Quality

[The previous post tells about a little about Montrachet.]

Later during lunch, the admiral says, “There’s no shortage of Special Air or Boat Service chaps about who know their way around a knife and sniper rifle.  But they don’t necessarily fit into other, shall we say, subtler, situations.  And then there are plenty of talented Five and Six fellows who know the difference between” – he glanced at Bond’s glass – “a Côte de Beaune and a Côte de Nuits….but who’d faint at the sigh of blood…”

So, no – knowledge of wine will not make a hero.  Delta Force or SAS training appears to be in order too.

Before we go back to Bond (and then to Bangkok), here is a quick reminder on Burgundy wines. Basically, almost all Burgundy white wines originate from the Chardonnay grape, whereas Burgundy reds are made from the Pinot Noir Grape.

Back to Bangkok.  In 1974 the ninth James Bond movie, The Man with the Golden Gun came out.  It included a Bond car chase scene in the hinterlands of Bangkok with an until-that-moment-vacation-taking sheriff  named J.W. Pepper – who happened to have run into Bond in the previous movie Live and Let Die, where Pepper worked as a tobacco chewing Louisiana sheriff.

Bangkok – from the air

So, there was Bond.  In Thailand.  The memory of which was good enough reason for me to ask the polite cart lady for a top-up on the Côte de Nuits.  Which she obliged to with a polite smile.

In the scene where Bond offers the woman Goodnight a visit when he returns from a dinner, she tells him, “I’ll keep the wine properly chilled,” to which Bond replies, “And everything else warm, I trust?”  As the Irish would say, what a Chancer.

Now back to an earlier Bond where wine helped keep our hero, Sean Connery, alive.  The classic scene that taught generations about pairing food with wine is in From Russia with Love, when actor Robert Shaw plays a blonde haired Captain Nash who shares dinner in an Orient Express train dining car with Bond.  Nash keeps speaking with a crisp Etonian accent and calling Bond ‘old boy’ (or was it ‘old chap’?).  Later, when Nash is unmasked as an impersonating fraud and the men are about to scrap in one of the sleeping carriages, Bond says, “red wine with fish.  Well, that should have told me something.”

Gave the game away by choosing a red

This scene is dear because my father spent an afternoon playing golf with Robert Shaw on a course in County Wicklow, Ireland.  There was little Hollywood or Pinewood glamour involved.  It probably rained all the way to the clubhouse pub.  (“He was quiet,” my father recalled.  “Didn’t say much”).

In the 1971 movie Diamonds are Forever (which included multiple Blofeld bad guys, a diamond studded laser amplifier, various Vegas adventures and Bond in Baja) – the final scene shows our triumphant agent enjoying a cruise with his new redhead girl – Tiffany Case.  As they recline on the deck of a private cruise at dusk, two baddies wheel out a sumptuous meal served on silver platters.

“There must be some mistake,” Bond replies, wearing a bow tie.

“No mistake sir,” replies Baddie One, assuring him the meal was sent on specific instructions.  “Oysters, prime rib du jour.”

Bond’s woman stands with joy.

“Wine, sir?” asks one of the enemies.  “Mouton Rothschild ’55.”

He opens the cork with a compressed air gadget.   Bond sniffs the cork.

“The wine is quite excellent,” 007 declares.  “Although for such a grand meal I had rather expected a claret.”

“Of course.  Unfortunately our wine cellar is rather poorly stocked with clarets,” the round faced villain serving our agent declares.

Bond, suspicious, then says, “Mouton Rothschild is a claret.”  (‘Claret’ is colloquial British for red Bordeaux.)

At this point, alerted Bond barbecues one of the baddies with shish-kebab ignited booze, then throttles the other, chucks him over a rail into the ocean and blows him up with a bomb smuggled in by the villains in the dessert.

See?  Grave is the danger of not knowing the meaning of claret.

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  1. Mmmm….

    I’m left wondering what you were doing in Lahore and what adventure took you to Bangkok.

    As it happens, on my recent trip to South America, I brought along Edge, Deaver’s 2010 thriller. In some ways a prefect travel book. Interesting enough to be worth picking up during the boring moments, not so interesting as to be hard to put down.

    At the back of this edition was an chapter excerpt from his Bond novel Carte Blanche. Since I was a sucker for the Ian Fleming Bond novels back in the day, I read this with some anticipation. Serviceable, but not captivating enough to seek out the book. But it does have me thinking about rereading some Fleming.

    Another novel that weaves the Fleming books into its plot is True Believers by Kurt Andersen. http://www.amazon.com/True-Believers-Novel-Kurt-Andersen/dp/1400067200

    It’s worth a read, especially if you happen to have come of age in the 1960s.

    Meanwhile my daughter in France, who has always disdained wine, told me over Skype that it is her new interest and something in which she plans to develop an expertise. As with many things she already has the edge on me. Speaking French she’ll be able to pronounce the names.

    1. Jim –

      Lahore was the way station on the way to Bangkok. Just a quick break during the long Eid weekend here.

      Thanks for mention of the book by Andersen…I will have to try it out.

      My friend teaches short courses on wine in a small town in Bordeaux if your daughter is ever down that way. If so, let me know and I’ll send you the contact information. There’s plenty to learn about wine throughout France, and the country makes for an enjoyable classroom.

      1. So, how did you like Carte Blanche?

        What is Eid?

        Where are you based?

  2. Carte Blanche was fine, but lacked the Fleming edge. Too tame. Eid is an Islamic holiday – like our Christmas. They have them twice a year – makes for a 3 or 5 day weekend. One is to celebrate the ending of Ramadan, the month of fasting from sunup from sundown. The other involves slaughtering of livestock for a massive feast. All jolly good. I’m based in the capital of the same country in which Lahore is located. The city that, like the baddie in Harry Potter, will not be mentioned.

    I still have to get to your latest blog posts – ah, need a bit of time! And wine. Perhaps this weekend…Looking forward to it. Vanguard – I’m in!

    There is a new book by a good wine writer out that your daughter may enjoy – a collection of his essays, many of which concern France. It’s titled “A Vineyard in My Glass,” by Gerald Asher. And of course she must see the movie Bottle Shock…

    1. this, of course, prompt’s still more questions. How does a wine guy find himself based in the “country that shall not be named” but is not exactly famous for its wine?

      Glad to hear you’re moving toward Vanguard and indexing. Maybe post on where you’ve been and why the change over on my site?

      1. Living and working here….but may have a French wine tasting in the coming week or two…hope you are keeping up on your vino sampling!

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